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[#80425] Written by: 12916studios [20/02/2008, 05:17]
yea... human nature states that anyone who gave a fuck would post here instead
of taking the time out to pm you.

oh, and if anyone here gave even less of a fuck about you or your posts, they
would be in here defending you.

unless, your fans don't have accounts, in which case that would explain why they
didn't post. is that it?
[#80440] Written by: Funny Man [20/02/2008, 06:59]
Quote by 12916studios
yea... human nature states that anyone who gave a fuck
would post here instead
of taking the time out to pm you.

oh, and if anyone here gave even less of a fuck about you or your posts, they
would be in here defending you.

unless, your fans don't have accounts, in which case that would explain why they
didn't post. is that it?


no, you're a noob. that's "it". noob.....

ok fans, now that the noob-fest has come to a close prepare for funny man's next
review: breaking bad.

much love to all the funny man fans.
[#80444] Written by: 12916studios [20/02/2008, 07:45]
firstly to the mods: may you forgive me for, and take pleasure in, what i am
about to do.

and then to funny man:

okay, i have been saving my rant until you really ticked me off. but it seems
that you can't. instead you just continue to make yourself look like a fool.

ergo, i offer you this. may you be sensible and finally pay attention.

i refer to your latest discharge of plebeian verbiage; in which, you have
proven, once again, that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense. your
post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in
literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze
orange juice out of an apple. you could type every thing you know about good
television on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover
for a shopping list. well, you're certainly thoughtless; i just wish that you
were keyboard-less, too. have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a
keyboard, some idiot starts typing? as robert wilensky said: "we've all heard
that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually
reproduce the entire works of shakespeare. now, thanks to the internet, we know
this is not true."

what possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or
interesting to read? i bet you thought it was just coincidence that your parents
had the same surnames before they married? if wit was spit, your mouth would be
drier than a shallow well in an african heat wave. if i had wanted to talk to
somebody with your personality, i would be at the damn pet store talking to the
lizards.

maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your father didn't screw a
plant and raise a blooming idiot; if you weren't intellectually slower than a
herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter. no, come to
think of it, you would.

in closing, i offer these heartfelt words: go suck on a frozen pineapple, asshole.
[#80478] Written by: RegeneratorULTRA [20/02/2008, 11:37]
Quote by jayeff
12916studios, i actually found a picture of you typing that....
hxtp://xkcd.com/386/


nah here is the real one
http://216.77.188.54/codataimages/p/groups/60/60641/folders/32250/989523fatmanatcomputer.jpg
[#80530] Written by: 12916studios [20/02/2008, 12:33]
just put a little more muscle on that wiry frame and add a lot of long hair to
that head and you might be getting close.

regenerator is completely off though, and should be ashamed of using this an an
opportunity to post pieces of his santa porno collection.
[#80912] Written by: Blackstar [22/02/2008, 20:56]
serious point here is why does funnyman rarely if ever reviews new shows? i
mean after a couple of seasons any sort of general review of a show is pretty
worthless, if you haven't watched seasons 1-5 of 24 you are hardly likely to
bother starting with season six are you?
could it be that funnyman does his reviews by going to his local dvd retailer,
reading the blurb on the back of the boxsets, and making a not very educated
guess about the content and quality of the show?
[#81019] Written by: 12916studios [23/02/2008, 15:43]
you know what's really good? juno. what a brilliant movie. and ellen paige is
hot as hell too.
[#81255] Written by: RegeneratorULTRA [25/02/2008, 01:17]
Quote by videoopiate
the big lebowski. sooo many classic moments in that movie i
dont think i could
pick one to write about.

raising arizona, love that one too


agreed

one that most don't agree upon, but i like extremely would be donnie darko
[#81322] Written by: RegeneratorULTRA [25/02/2008, 14:37]
very cool indeed, definately picked the right era to set it in, the music was
very cool
[#81544] Written by: Funny Man [26/02/2008, 17:18]
funny man review: breaking bad

when both the pilot and the sequel episodes of a new show exceed your
expectations, disappointment can only follow for what remains. funny man was
quite interested in this show until it "jumped the shark" in the second episode.
after the first two episodes showed what funny man views as 10/10 television,the
show's initial spark has descended to utter boredom, and so far funny man is
being less impressed by this as the week's progress. it is also worth noting
that noobs trying to say this is a malcolm in the middle spin-off should have
their teeth kicked in. there is no reference to malcolm, or the middle anywhere
in this show.

6/10 - it used to be breaking bad, now it's just breaking wind. all that could
have been....
[#81548] Written by: 12916studios [26/02/2008, 18:15]
damnit funny man; you're still alive. shame. i thought that your absence
indicated that you were either banninated or actually took my advice to suck on
a frozen pineapple and gtfo.

besides, breaking bad is clear 9/10.
[#81549] Written by: Spareaker [26/02/2008, 18:37]
there's nothing to argue with in that review.
[#81610] Written by: fridgist [27/02/2008, 03:20]
i actually think the pacing in breaking bad is superb, you can't have every
episode full of exciting twists and turns, its not an action series after
all. the writing, plot and acting have all been excellent so far imo. i also
like how they're not afraid to take their time with things, exacerbating the
dire situation he finds himself in and, to me, intensifying the link between
viewer and character. - certainly makes a pleasant change to much of the crap
we're getting these days.
[#81625] Written by: RegeneratorULTRA [27/02/2008, 04:32]
so has anyone seen vantage point or jumper yet, need to know if they are as
good as the trailers
[#81682] Written by: Funny Man [27/02/2008, 13:58]
stay tuned for the next funny man review: knight rider 2008.

much love to all the funny man fans.
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