[#73214]
Written by: Funny Man [24/12/2007, 13:20]
stay tuned for the funny man christmas special review: top gear.
much love and a merry christmas to all the funny man fans.
[#73251]
Written by: Funny Man [25/12/2007, 09:25]
funny man christmas special review: top gear
arguably the greatest automobile show ever, top gear is witty, humorous and
insightful. lead by the one and only jeremy clarkson, the 3-man team of
presenters give the audience a feel of watching a bunch of real-life friends
interact and play off one another
[#73263]
Written by: MaJie [25/12/2007, 14:17]
the tame racing driver is named the stig -- and he could kick your ass in any
car race.
for the tg fans:
"some say that he lives in a tree and that his sweat can be used to clean
precious metals... all we know is, he's called the stig."
"some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs...
all we know is, he's called the stig."
"some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of
knees... all we know is, he's called the stig."
"some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging
for wolves... all we know is, he's called the stig."
p.s.: your grammar is atrocious in your reviews: the word is "whose" not
"who's" -- learn to write properly. moreover, the stig is not clarkson; but
only someone who has actually watched the show would know that. for example, if
clarkson was the stig, at silverstone, how could he be on camera, watching lap
times, while stig was on the track racing?!
[#73264]
Written by: Funny Man [25/12/2007, 15:05]
Quote by majie
the tame racing driver is named the stig -- and he could kick
your ass in any
car race.
for the tg fans:
"some say that he lives in a tree and that his sweat can be used to clean
precious metals... all we know is, he's called the stig."
"some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by
stairs...
all we know is, he's called the stig."
"some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of
knees... all we know is, he's called the stig."
"some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging
for wolves... all we know is, he's called the stig."
p.s.: your grammar is atrocious in your reviews: the word is "whose" not
"who's" -- learn to write properly. moreover, the stig is not clarkson; but
only someone who has actually watched the show would know that. for example,
if
clarkson was the stig, at silverstone, how could he be on camera, watching lap
times, while stig was on the track racing?!
funny man is here to review shows, not to race cars, you fool. maybe talk to
funny cat about racing cars (a dab hand behind a steering wheel).
and here's my one "for the "tg fans" ": funny man has just proven top gear to
be the worst show ever. the end.
(funny man edit): btw, in this case it is "who's". go look it up. and as for
clarkson watching himself, sorry "the stick" racing at silverstone, funny man
will refer to his previous note of "the stick"'s "skills" being the result of
some state of the art editing on the part of the production/editing team.
(funny man supposes you think all those characters played by eddie murphy in
the nutty professor were completely different people entirely?)
so nothing more to add? didn't think so!
much love to all the funny man fans.
[#73325]
Written by: Beetman [27/12/2007, 01:21]
beetman's review of funny man review thread
what an utter bunch of drivel, why do i get a feeling that unfunny boy has not
watched any of the shows his reviewing...
0/10.
[#73326]
Written by: sCifI3001 [27/12/2007, 02:20]
Quote by funny man
oh shaddupaya face you moron.
ok
so you are over 35yo
live in melbourne australia (or at least vic, where joe dolci still does
retirement home appearances {captive audience})
about 250kg (500lb)
female (or at least think you are because you can't remember the last time
you saw/found it, so must be)
have cats (can't clean yourself)
you steal your wireless internet from the internet cafe next door to the kebab
shop you live above
would go on, but getting board
[#73335]
Written by: aussiemadmum [27/12/2007, 09:46]
by reading mazette's eloquent response to the funny man, i vote that she takes
over doing the reviews. people will probably care what she's writing about, as
opposed to this twits drivel.
vote 1 for mazette
[#73339]
Written by: aussiemadmum [27/12/2007, 10:02]
:lol:
dm, you always put a smile on my face!!!
[#73365]
Written by: crapshoot [27/12/2007, 21:36]
hopefully this thread won't get hijacked by an endless parade of
flaming and swiping.
for better or worse, let funny man do his thing. of course we're all
free to ignore his reviews so there's no real harm done.
so what's up next?
[#73382]
Written by: Funny Man [28/12/2007, 04:09]
Quote by jayeff
stop saying this guy's username, he's doing this for attention.
notice how he
refers to himself in the third person like a mr. t character, and keeps talking
about how people request his reviews even though there's little to no evidence
of that happening. this is the first and last time i'm going to post in this
thread, and i beg, beg, everyone else not to give this schmuck attention.
we know his reviews are shit, don't actually review the content, and are
sometimes even incoherent, let's please not point that out anymore. all this
fucker does is lay flamebait, and we shouldn't do it.
and, on the off chance that he's actually serious about his reviews, god help us
all. nevertheless, let's never respond to him again.
what a tool.....
funny man will continue to review shows in this thread as instructed by an admin
of this forum. so if you have an issue with it....simple....stay out of funny
man's thread!!!
[#73447]
Written by: Funny Man [30/12/2007, 09:02]
funny man review: monster quest.
set to the backdrop of some interesting monsters, this show started off
successfully. the first few episodes were insightful, terrifying and original.
however, funny man now feels this show has ran out of ideas. the "monsters" they
are featuring lately have become ridiculous. and funny man has it on good
authority that future episodes will only descend into the ridiculous even more -
funny man does not regard a common earwig as a monster and the idea of a giant
slug that has been stealing red motorbikes in cleveland just makes funny man
laugh. the wobbly camera-work proves to annoy rather than scare, as intended.
4/10 - puzzling but too far fetched.
[#73476]
Written by: Funny Man [31/12/2007, 12:53]
stay tuned for the next funny man review: (as requested) the tudors.
much love to all the funny man fans.
[#73507]
Written by: Funny Man [01/01/2008, 11:16]
Quote by imzadi
can i request no more reviews?
funny man says.......no!
much love to all the funny man fans in 2008.
[#73588]
Written by: crapshoot [02/01/2008, 16:17]
can't argue much about the monster quest review - the show is pretty lame.
would have been more interesting if they could have actually bagged
one of them swamp creatures lol.
[#73626]
Written by: Funny Man [03/01/2008, 09:04]
Quote by santabj
somehow, i doubt it.
whatever, noob.
stay tuned for the next funny man review: battlestar gallactica.
