piers is an english muffin thats been in the toaster too long and now you dont
want him because he smells like black. but not black in the sense of lewis
rather in the sense that you throw him into the trash and against every manly
instinct you have you 'take the garbage out' just so you dont have to smell that
shit anymore. then you realize your wife set the toaster on high because you
were too busy watching the apprentice for 13 months straight to hear her asking
you to take it out. and she's clever.