Your mommy sharted herself this morning, it was like a muddy puddle ondacouch I
think she took too many rods up her back passage yesterday! she was stretched
more than a yoga teacher mid class.
Oh well, shes back tricking today only 10 bookings so far. But there's a coach load of
Germans in the city watching the sports so she might just get another 30 later on.
Then she can buy you your peanut butter seeing as you were good little male
chicken and dragged yourself to bed last night and didn't need a story to sleep!
You need to wash that couch of yours seeing as your mom sharted all over it this
morning! Come on little male chicken stop dribbling and earn your keep!
Otherwise you can go stand on the corner and rent out your ass, oh wait no you
can't stand... Sit on your ass and then sit on sausage for your peanut butter.