this show is part of the fall of western culture.
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Posted at 18/02/2008, 20:55
if you're gonna act like you're above it all, why not quote directly from the
man himself, mr. bill hicks:
"here's american gladiators. watch this, shut up. go back to bed, america. here
is american gladiators. here is 56 channels of it! watch these pituitary retards
bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of
freedom. here you go, america!"
man himself, mr. bill hicks:
"here's american gladiators. watch this, shut up. go back to bed, america. here
is american gladiators. here is 56 channels of it! watch these pituitary retards
bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of
freedom. here you go, america!"
Posted at 19/02/2008, 00:20
too bad he's dead. hicks was one of the best.
but what's so wrong about people competing aginst each other? i mean okay, the
show is overladden with useluss junk, but at least the eliminator and the wall
are very nice events. specially after seeing "evan" flying through them. he's
one of the best examples why this show has it's purpose : everytime he performed
better than the time before. at least in him this show brought out the very
best, and maybe inspired others.
never forget that those primal strenghts and abilities in combination with
evergrowing intelligence made us the people we are today. maybe shows like this
can remind some people of that.
cant wait for the next season.
but what's so wrong about people competing aginst each other? i mean okay, the
show is overladden with useluss junk, but at least the eliminator and the wall
are very nice events. specially after seeing "evan" flying through them. he's
one of the best examples why this show has it's purpose : everytime he performed
better than the time before. at least in him this show brought out the very
best, and maybe inspired others.
never forget that those primal strenghts and abilities in combination with
evergrowing intelligence made us the people we are today. maybe shows like this
can remind some people of that.
cant wait for the next season.
Posted at 19/02/2008, 01:05
hulk hogan: come here brother. brother, how do you think you're gonna beat your
brother in this contest, brother?
contestant: well i'm doing this for my mother and my dad and my family. i get
all my strength from my kids and my wife and i support the troops. that means
i'm gonna win today.
hulk hogan: that is great brother-dude. brother, now all you have to do brother,
is put your all in to it and you will make your kids, brother, mother, dad,
brothe, firefighters, troops and our president super-proud, brother.
contestant: i'm ready for contestant-a-mania, hulk!!!
hulk hogan: dude... brother... dude... well brother, you'll be facing steroido
on the joust brother, so you really have your work cut out for you brother. are
you ready dude?
contestant: i'm doing this for my family.
hulk hogan: dude. amen, brother.
contestant: support the troops!
is the contestant ready? yeeeeah!!! my family!!!
is the gladiator ready? aararmogmwppaosjaojaaaaaaaaa!!!!
1...
2...
3...
go!
- contestant falls off after 3 seconds -
hulk hogan: well brother, you really gave it your all, but steroido got the best
of you this time dude. you really seemed to draw strength from the fact that
your kids are in the audience. how do you feel brother?
contestant: i've never felt so alive, hulk. it's an amazing feeling to be able
to do this for my family. i saw my kids in the audience and they really helped
me stay on that platform for those excrusiatingly long 3 seconds, and i'd really
like to thank my family at this point.
hulk hogan: dude... i can see that you're getting slightly emotional at this
point brother. i think it is time to move to the womens challenge brother. you
did awesome brother... dude, it's time to see if hellga has gotten even creepier.
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brother in this contest, brother?
contestant: well i'm doing this for my mother and my dad and my family. i get
all my strength from my kids and my wife and i support the troops. that means
i'm gonna win today.
hulk hogan: that is great brother-dude. brother, now all you have to do brother,
is put your all in to it and you will make your kids, brother, mother, dad,
brothe, firefighters, troops and our president super-proud, brother.
contestant: i'm ready for contestant-a-mania, hulk!!!
hulk hogan: dude... brother... dude... well brother, you'll be facing steroido
on the joust brother, so you really have your work cut out for you brother. are
you ready dude?
contestant: i'm doing this for my family.
hulk hogan: dude. amen, brother.
contestant: support the troops!
is the contestant ready? yeeeeah!!! my family!!!
is the gladiator ready? aararmogmwppaosjaojaaaaaaaaa!!!!
1...
2...
3...
go!
- contestant falls off after 3 seconds -
hulk hogan: well brother, you really gave it your all, but steroido got the best
of you this time dude. you really seemed to draw strength from the fact that
your kids are in the audience. how do you feel brother?
contestant: i've never felt so alive, hulk. it's an amazing feeling to be able
to do this for my family. i saw my kids in the audience and they really helped
me stay on that platform for those excrusiatingly long 3 seconds, and i'd really
like to thank my family at this point.
hulk hogan: dude... i can see that you're getting slightly emotional at this
point brother. i think it is time to move to the womens challenge brother. you
did awesome brother... dude, it's time to see if hellga has gotten even creepier.
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Posted at 19/02/2008, 02:23
oh man, stop it...no, really, stop it.
cannot read your post from laughing too hard.
you seem to have summed up this show in those few
paragraphs.....good job....good job.
cannot read your post from laughing too hard.
you seem to have summed up this show in those few
paragraphs.....good job....good job.
Posted at 19/02/2008, 03:28
hahahaha man i was in stitches reading that! do you write the scripts by any
chance?! lol!
chance?! lol!
Posted at 19/02/2008, 03:43
there is nothing wrong with testing ones strength and agility against a
competitor . i mean have you seen those japanese ninja contests they have on
spike tv? those are tough and loads of fun. there's something about american
gladiator that feels like its only a hop skip and a jump to a live roman style
gladiator competition.
competitor . i mean have you seen those japanese ninja contests they have on
spike tv? those are tough and loads of fun. there's something about american
gladiator that feels like its only a hop skip and a jump to a live roman style
gladiator competition.
Posted at 19/02/2008, 22:24
lol, you people are so uptight. it is just a fun show and it doesn't make you
sound any more mature or cultured to put it down. if we spent all our time
watching serious drama god would the world be boring. so i guess the point of
post is thanks for the upload and the rest of you "if you don't have anything
nice to say, sod off and die" or does it go "...don't say anything at all" i
always mix up my famous quotes
sound any more mature or cultured to put it down. if we spent all our time
watching serious drama god would the world be boring. so i guess the point of
post is thanks for the upload and the rest of you "if you don't have anything
nice to say, sod off and die" or does it go "...don't say anything at all" i
always mix up my famous quotes
