didnt watch it yet but clearly this is the greatest biography channel special ever.
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Posted at 27/01/2008, 13:59
what is this recent phenomenon on the internet involving chuck norris? the guy
is a horrible actor and his characters are completely one-dimensional. i don't
care that he's shilling for mike huckabee or that he's a born again christian,
that just makes him annoying now. seriously people stop promoting this guy. plus
he looks like an old woman in drag. not that there's anything wrong with that.
is a horrible actor and his characters are completely one-dimensional. i don't
care that he's shilling for mike huckabee or that he's a born again christian,
that just makes him annoying now. seriously people stop promoting this guy. plus
he looks like an old woman in drag. not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted at 27/01/2008, 14:32
there is a certain low mentality viewer who finds norris appealing. these are
the guys who couldn't add up a row of numbers, hang their mooseheads on the
backs of their 4x4ford trucks and see women as saints or whores. the first
question that came to mind when i saw this "biography" was why would anyone
care? the guy has worn a wig for the last thirty years and a bad one at that.
he has no redeeming qualities to speak of and his hook-up with huckabee has been
for one purpose, to garner much needed publicity for his faded career.
the guys who couldn't add up a row of numbers, hang their mooseheads on the
backs of their 4x4ford trucks and see women as saints or whores. the first
question that came to mind when i saw this "biography" was why would anyone
care? the guy has worn a wig for the last thirty years and a bad one at that.
he has no redeeming qualities to speak of and his hook-up with huckabee has been
for one purpose, to garner much needed publicity for his faded career.
Posted at 27/01/2008, 15:32
great to see this!
for you people bashing on chuck norris, he has all this fame because:
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
chuck norris doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them.
the quickest way to a man's heart is with chuck norris fist.
if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has
more money than you.
apple pays chuck norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
there is no 'ctrl' button on chuck norris's computer. chuck norris is always in
control.
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.
chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.
etc...
for you people bashing on chuck norris, he has all this fame because:
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
chuck norris doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them.
the quickest way to a man's heart is with chuck norris fist.
if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has
more money than you.
apple pays chuck norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
there is no 'ctrl' button on chuck norris's computer. chuck norris is always in
control.
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.
chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.
etc...
Posted at 27/01/2008, 18:09
chuck norris frequently donates blood to the red cross. just not his own.
chuck norris's tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried.
wilt chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his
lifetime. chuck norris calls this "a slow tuesday."
chuck norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure.
chuck norris goes killing.
outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with chuck norris.
chuck norris doesn't read books. he stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
there is no theory of evolution. just a list of creatures chuck norris has
allowed to live.
chuck norris's tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried.
wilt chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his
lifetime. chuck norris calls this "a slow tuesday."
chuck norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure.
chuck norris goes killing.
outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with chuck norris.
chuck norris doesn't read books. he stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
there is no theory of evolution. just a list of creatures chuck norris has
allowed to live.
Posted at 27/01/2008, 18:21
open google
typ this exact phrase inluding the ""'s
"find chuck norris"
the hit
im feeling lucky.
this made me laugh.
typ this exact phrase inluding the ""'s
"find chuck norris"
the hit
im feeling lucky.
this made me laugh.
Posted at 27/01/2008, 18:41
this says more about the poverty of these "biography" shows that are so
desperate for ideas that they do a show about some 1970s b-movie action star ...
i mean, seriously, outside of getting your ass kicked by bruce lee and saving
america from evil iranians with your dirt bike, what have you done for me lately?
desperate for ideas that they do a show about some 1970s b-movie action star ...
i mean, seriously, outside of getting your ass kicked by bruce lee and saving
america from evil iranians with your dirt bike, what have you done for me lately?
Posted at 27/01/2008, 21:27
google won't search for chuck norris because it knows you don't find chuck
norris, he finds you.
ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
norris, he finds you.
ahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
Posted at 29/01/2008, 07:44
i like what they wrote under that..
suggestions
"run, before he finds you"
heheh
