Hot in Cleveland S03E09 Love Is Blind DSR XviD-FQM

how come it did not appear in my page??

my name is cleveland brown
and i am proud to be
right back in my hometown
with my new family
there's old friends and new friends
and even a bear
through good times and bad times
its true love we share
and so we found a place
where every one will know
my happy mustache face
this is the cleveland show

yay... oh wrong show.. woops

three blind mice walk into a bar. but as they are unaware of their surroundings, to derive humor
from it, would be exploitative...

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a priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a pub.

they get to the counter, look at each other and the leprechaun says

"oh fuck me, i'm in the wrong joke!"

a bear, a rabbit and a fox walk into a pub.

the bartender looks at them and says "what is this, a joke?"

three blokes walk into a pub.

one of them is a little bit stupid, and whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability...

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2 blokes go into a pub... i say 2, but it was actually a 3 bloke joke.. so they have to wait for the
other bloke to turn up, before they can start the joke. so they have a couple of lite ales,
ploughmans, you know.. and after a while, this woman walks up and says "perhaps i can help out?"

and they say, "well, actually.. it is a 3 bloke joke... 2 blokes and a woman, well it's not really
gunna work out."

and the woman says "well, actuall i am a bloke, i'm just waiting for a transvestite innuendo routine
that hasn't turned up yet."

and the blokes say "ohh.. oh well thanks very much!" so they went out of the pub to start the joke..
so..

3 blokes go into a pub... i say 3, one of them is actually dressed as a woman, but technically, he's
a bloke underneath so on paper, we're alright.

so... 3 blokes go into a pub, and as they go in, the first bloke they meet is the original bloke
who's supposed to be doing the joke with them in the first place! he comes running in, huffing and
puffing, going "sorry im late, sorry im late.." and the other 2 blokes go "what you doing? we had to
start the joke without you!" and the 3'rd bloke is all "im sorry im sorry i'm.... hey whos this woman?"

the first 2 blokes reply "it's not a woman, it's a bloke dressed as a woman who very kindly offered
to help out. why were you late anyway?"

and he says "well i was in a shaggy dog story, the bloke milked out out, took forever, i couldn't
get away." but they reply "well, look, just sit down and shuttup right." and he says "hey you're not
gunna chuck me out of the joke are ya? i've been doing this 3'rd bloke in the 3 blokes go into a pub
joke, for 20 years.. you can't chuck me out just like that?!"

and they said "look, we are chucking you out, so just sit down and shut up."

and the 3'rd bloke cries "what chuck me out just like that, no clock, no nothin'?" but they are
determined "no.... so just sit down... shut up."

and they carried on with the joke..

so.. first blokes goes up to the bar and the third bloke start heckling going "heard it.."

"you shut up right?" the first bloke says. "course you heard it, you been in it for 20 years."

and the 3'rd bloke says "right." and he pulls a gun out. "i'm hijacking this whole routine. we're
going on a surrealist ramble."

"you idiot, by pulling that gun out, you've already placed us on a surrealist ramble. you're trying
to hijack yourself to where we already are! we're now trapped - we're in gibbs paradox. we're in a
self defeating, two dimensional continuum. we can no longer justify our own existence!" said the
first bloke.

and as he said that, they all began to melt and their words fell into a delicate hanging cadence...

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