Law

i am above the law!

captain slawg, stardate 2-0-1-1

i'm deeply concerned for the crew. spock was recently observed laughing hysterically. imho his brain
has turned to rubber (imho means in my humble opinion. i found it in an old enterprise lawg and
thought it was cool beans.) i think he's been vulcanized. seriously.

chekov and uhura were observed getting it on. now he's going around telling everyone he chekmated
her. how sick is that? she claims something came over her because of the subliminal messages
inherent in the names roddenbury and bones.

hey, i didn't name these characters; so sulu me.

slawg out.

this *points up*, this my friends, is pure fxcking win.
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have to be honest here. when the kids were growing up one of them, the youngest, always used to
pretend he was captain slawg. we were baffled for months. who's he talking about? who's captain
slawg? until that one fateful night when startrek came on, and all was revealed. "there he is...
captain slawg!" shatner would've loved it.