this pirate walks into a bar
with a captain's wheel crammed down the front of his pants
and the bartender says
"why have you got that captain's wheel crammed down the front of pants?"
and the pirate replies: "arrrrrrrrrr.. it's driving me nuts!"
i'm just waiting for some idiots saying "fucking asshole, you should be
grateful, it's free, so how can you complain, blablabla". how long for them to
show up ? :d